seeing older people in the media openly mocking my generation is more amusing than it is insulting because its like, look at you, a grown-ass man thinking you’re better than us because back in your day you had to go buy a newspaper in order to know the news. well i can learn anything i want to in 5 seconds. i win
Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette too. “I can only truly love my best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand it. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall.
i don’t trust people who hate on a female character but don’t say jack shit about the male writer who wrote her background, personality, motivation, and relationship with other characters
or people who shit on female character for being unpleasant and hard to get along with but baby the male character with the same personality because awww he’s so misunderstood and needs a hug~~~